Thursday, July 31, 2014

INTERNET SHARK FIGHT


 
Wanna see something really brutal and bloody. How about a battle of survival between a feeble minded computer illiterate old geezer and the all powerful SHARKNADO known as SOCIAL NETWORKING?

For you who swim these waters like playful dolphins you'll find this as amusing as watching a ship wreaked survivor paddling a life raft with one broken oar. Yeap that's me fighting off the sharks as they frenzy all around my leaky little floaty. The great white-Face Book, the tiger-shark-Twitter, and all the others trolling for chum; Tumbler, Pinterest, Shelfari and Goodreads. My goal is to integrate all that with www.koolkollectables.com. where my vetterSverse blog resides along with Blood Moon Social Club and Crossbreeds. Why am I killing myself? To launch my indie e-books on Amazon. Yeap I can't stop writing, it's a compulsion I can't control it.

I would have drowned already had it not been for my son Patrick bailing the water out of my sinking raft countless times. In fact I may sink anyway. Just as I get the hang of Face Book in swims Twitter, then another and another and they all want me to feed them with thoughts and pictures and likes and comments every day; all day long. So I invite you all to watch with morbid curiosity as I flounder about in the great internet ocean.

“Will he survive or will the sharks tear off bloody chunks until there's nothing left but a red stain floating amid circling fins?”

A drowning man has no use for the heavy weight of pride or arrogance, trust me on that. If you would like to watch and smirk derisively then I say thank you for not poking holes in my raft. If however you can offer a bit of advice or just a word of encouragement please do so. I will accept with great humility for the sharks are closing in and a friendly dolphin's smile would be a welcome sight.

Please follow me @vetter99 on Twitter and Like my Blood Moon Social Club and Crossbreeds pages on Face Book. You can read about my many other humerus activities and social commentaries at vetterSverse located at www.koolkollectables.com it's a work in progress so we offer apologies for construction clutter. The fun part's just beginning I saw the Kraken -Youtube on the horizon.

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